No, really. I’m bored. I’ve been stuck in this 8x12 for the past year with little more than a stack of to-do’s done by noon and so much useless time that my patience was just outweighed last Sunday. The rays of a glaring sun threaten to sweat me out of a room I can’t leave for another five hours because I’m on the clock and no tension rod is strong enough to withstand an elongated black-out curtain.
A cult seems like a pretty good idea right now… And I need to stretch my writer’s legs.
Do you want to be in a cult?
I’m escaping one to build another. Or at least I’m trying to.
What else are you supposed to do as a copywriter when you’re imprisoned by your 9-to-5? You Bob Ross a “happy little project,” use all the free stuff in Canva, and heavily rely on the skills you market as what you say is your real job (the non-paying copywriting gig) to put a smile on your friends’ faces on LinkedIn.
…and then you build a cult.
Or maybe that cult builds you?
This all started as a treat for my community, and now it’s grown to Write Wiser!
That’s the beauty of cultists, you know. They fester like a plague, assemble like a militia – only the cult leader can corral them into a hive mind. We are Legion, we move as one, we follow one, we are all one, and we live on a non-taxable compound. Too bad your brand can’t be like that.
Do you want your own cult?
It’s not that hard: conceptualize, game plan, start with a brochure, end with a landing page… Or hire me to write it for you. I’m just saying… I’m still stuck in this insufferable sauna of an office, and I have a lot of time to kill. Seems like a waste to not put that time to good use.
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